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<option>We know you're seeing this, [[Nova]].</option>
<option>Created by [[h3xed]], with love and a copious amount of white monster.</option>
<option>minor corrections</option>
<option>Thank you [[User:LOLBURGER|LOLBURGER]]!</option>
<option>[[Nova]] when wing stop</option>
<option>[[h3xed]] is a troglodyte.</option>
<option>i know what you did.</option>
<option>Now with extra disappointment in humanity!</option>
<option>you wanna know what would be funny? sending someone a bit.ly link to [[Ageplay]]! (please don't do this.)</option>
<option>Trans Rights!</option>
<option>I HATE FANDOM I HATE FANDOM I HATE FANDOM I HATE FANDOM</option>
<option>Sloan is very cool</option>
<option>Something something doxxing bad</option>
<option>The [[Nova]] [[trolls|haters]] have just struck on a whole [[Tiktok hacking|cyberwar]] against the Nova stars!!!</option>
<option>Also play Minecraft!</option>
<option>No IP's allowed >:( </option>
<option>Also play Hypnospace Outlaw!</option>
<option>[[Tophiachu]] x [[Nova]]</option>
<option>MH status: Not good :(</option>
<option>After a couple of weeks, we hope it was worth the wait.</option>
<option>😛</option>
<option>You'll love it here. Unless you're [[Nova]]. Then probably not.</option>
<option>Nova taking weeks to remake a discord server be like</option>
<option>i hate wasps.</option>
<option>Also check out the [https://tophiawiki.xyz| Tophiachu Wiki!]</option>
<option>Also check out the [https://daniellarson.wiki| Daniel Larson Wiki!]</option>
<option>I'm on my wiki editing ark,,,</option>
<option>"Can't wait for the day SHE becomes a lolcow…" </br> -Nova i think</option>
<option>Advocating for MH awareness</option>
<option>Also watch the Truman Show!</option>
<option>Also watch the [[Hour of joy]]!</option>
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