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'''Gabriel''', keeping in-tune with his [[Gabriel and his ego|delusions of grandeur]] and wanting to be a (in)famous [[TikTok]]'er, has claimed several times in the past that companies of various kinds have sent him products to review and promote to his audience. The most notable of these delusions is when our hero claimed that [https://www.tonormic.com/ Tonor], a popular microphone brand, sent him a microphone to review. Obviously, this was wrong, and later contact with the company [[:File:Tonoremail2.png|confirmed it]]. | |||
== Tonor == | |||
''[[Tonor "partnership"|Main page: Tonor "partnership"]]'' | |||
On 25 March 2024, our favorite ageplaying manchild began a stream titled [[:File:Falsepartnership.png|"FIRST STREAM WITH THE NEW MIC #TONORPARTNER"]], claiming by extension that he had partnered with the company and had become a sponsor of them. However, [[H3xed]] and several others got into contact with Tonor to see if they actually partnered with an infamous lolcow, knowing that it would be an HR nightmare for any self-respecting business. Obviously, Tonor said that they did not partner with Gabriel. This is in-tune with his compulsive and regular [[Gabriel and lying|lying]], as well as his delusions of granduer and ego. | |||
== Future == | |||
It's safe to say that Gabriel will probably never be sponsored by a company that isn't reputationally suicidal. Any business with a bottom-grade HR department follows the "[[Nova Online Wiki:Don't touch the poop|don't touch the poop]]" principle to a T, and likely don't want any contact with an infamous lolcow who attracts [[Nova Online Wiki:Unholy Tetrad|weens]] and would-be [[trolls]] like flies to a [[Gabriel and health#Unsanitary living conditions|dumpster]]. | |||
Revision as of 16:22, 3 October 2024
Gabriel, keeping in-tune with his delusions of grandeur and wanting to be a (in)famous TikTok'er, has claimed several times in the past that companies of various kinds have sent him products to review and promote to his audience. The most notable of these delusions is when our hero claimed that Tonor, a popular microphone brand, sent him a microphone to review. Obviously, this was wrong, and later contact with the company confirmed it.
Tonor
Main page: Tonor "partnership"
On 25 March 2024, our favorite ageplaying manchild began a stream titled "FIRST STREAM WITH THE NEW MIC #TONORPARTNER", claiming by extension that he had partnered with the company and had become a sponsor of them. However, H3xed and several others got into contact with Tonor to see if they actually partnered with an infamous lolcow, knowing that it would be an HR nightmare for any self-respecting business. Obviously, Tonor said that they did not partner with Gabriel. This is in-tune with his compulsive and regular lying, as well as his delusions of granduer and ego.
Future
It's safe to say that Gabriel will probably never be sponsored by a company that isn't reputationally suicidal. Any business with a bottom-grade HR department follows the "don't touch the poop" principle to a T, and likely don't want any contact with an infamous lolcow who attracts weens and would-be trolls like flies to a dumpster.
