Gabriel Gage

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Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage

One of the more normal photos of Nova

Name: Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage

Known for: Ageplay, Food reviews, beefing with tophia, being a lolcow.

Aliases: ‎

• Nova Online
• Novine Universe
• Galaxia69 (sockpuppet)

Time Active: 2020-Present

Alignment: Nova

DOB: June 8, 2004 (Age 20)

Gender: Male (uses any pronouns)

Race: White

Nationality: American

Height and Weight: 5'7", 250 lbs

Parents: ‎

• Unnamed Mother
• Andrew Gage (Uncle)

Siblings: ‎

• Unnamed brother

Signature:
File:Daniel Larson Signature.png

Arcs Involved: All of them

Associates: ‎

• Sia Jaeger (Social media manager, formerly)
• Thoughtless (Enabler)
• Tophia Slydell (Rival)
• Unnamed Manager (Current Manager)

Status: Active

History

Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage (b. June 8, 2004, aged 20) is a lolcow and content creator active on TikTok and various streaming platforms like Kick. Beginning his career on TikTok in 2020, he gained infamy online for his strange appearance, buffoonish voice and subpar food reviews. As he continued making content, online communities slowly became more and more fascinated by him, his ego, odd way of speaking and other traits making him an anomaly to be studied by lolcowologists.

As his career took off from 2020 onwards, it became quickly evident that he did not respond to criticism well. Due in part to his monstrous ego, retorts to those who dare prove to be contrarians towards him usually included projection-laden rant comments or respond videos on his TikTok account. In the same timeframe, he got involved in a long-standing online feud with another lolcow: Tophiachu.

Despite the fact that him and her share much in common (like obesity, filthiness, egotism, and lolcowdom), their feud proved to be long-lasting and simultaneously boring. The “war” between the two lolcows was rife with projection-laden diss videos, wherein both parties pointed and called out on their negative traits and past deeds, while simultaneously ignoring the skeletons in both of their closets.

At the same time, a KREM news segment bringing to light the plight of minimum wageworkers in Idaho aired, which by coincident broadcasted his workplace, the White House Grill. A clip from that broadcast of him requesting, “Can I get a French Onion Soup, please?” while preparing a dish (without a hair tie or food preparation gloves, mind you) became a popular meme within the Novaverse afterward.

However, all of this would be relatively benign by internet standards. Plenty of specimens exist in their own self-contained bubble on the interwebs, so many figured that Nova Online would be of no exception. He would be relegated by time to be another fat, criticism-sensitive and odd-looking individual which would be infamous for maybe a few years at most, then forgotten when bigger, more ripe lolcows spawned.

But we were wrong. So, so wrong…

The point of no return was finally crossed in 2023 when audiocalls and screenshots of him ageplaying and dressing as an infant were leaked online. This was compounded by newfound and evidence-strong allegations of him being a child groomer. His retorts to these were as weak as they were short; his response boiled down to him simply saying 'nuh-uh' to the grooming allegations, and him attempting to confine together ageplaying (a sexual fetish) and age regression (a genuine mental condition wherein a sufferer regresses to a certain mental age).

His infamy skyrocketed afterward. Losing virtually all respect, he continued living in his own little world, believing that he had thousands of adoring fans and not people who wanted to see a very much likely child groomer experience a well-deserved downfall. As 2024 began and crept forward, the summer of that year would not be kind to him. On June 2, his Discord server got hacked by trolls from The Nova Files, another Discord server. Later in the month, ZILLA reported his past behavior and actions to the management of River City Lanes: a bowling alley where he seems to frequent to sing Karaoke. He was banned from the establishment from thereon.

During the same time, he seemed to have officially lost it as he “declared war” on major lolcowtubers who covered him in the past, like KiwiTapes, SmokeyMcC and sensitive soci3ty. However, like most of the things he's done in life, this amounted to an epic fail as he later deleted his Instagram due to the mockery, and he remains off of that platform as of July 2024. He even identified as alt-right without knowing what that meant and implied to onlookers, alienating him even further from the remaining amount of people who supported him.

His overbloated ego popped up during the spree of schizoposting, him stating that the trolls “have no idea what they're up against”, and making thinly-veiled threats like “Smokey should watch himself” or “Kiwi should be deported”, failing to realize that no-one is intimidated by him.

With his Insanity Arc continuing on, Gabriel briefly converted to Mormonism, flirting with both his own naivete regarding the Christian sect and heresy. That started the brief, but notable Heresy Arc, wherein he quickly rejected Mormonism after some research and finding out what it actually meant to be a practitioner of it.

As of September 2024, Gabriel Gage's online infamy is still growing by the day, and the end seems to be nowhere in sight.

Allegations

Gabriel has been accused of grooming minors. In which he talked to minors about age regression, and ageplay. He has constantly denied these accusations without proper evidence, and stated that his Ageplay kink is actually just age regression. Nova has had an evidence channel in multiple discord servers that he owned that provided poor explanations for his behavior. Recently, more allegations have surfaced of Nova grooming his social media manager, Sia Jaeger. These allegations (amongst other things) managed to have gotten him banned at the bowling alley he does karaoke in.

Relationships

The Nova Files

Gabriel has a great disdain for TNF, attempting to hurl any insult at any member of the server. He claims the moderators of the server want him to commit suicide, despite not providing any evidence to back up these claims. This has often been referred to as the Nova Online version of Chu Crew.

Nova Online Wiki

Gabriel despises the wiki, and would try to discredit the wiki in any way shape and form, even going as far as to legally threaten the owner of the wiki over it.

Andrew Gage

Andrew has a very strained relationship with his nephew, typically having arguments both offline and online. According to Gabriel, his uncle is racist, transphobic, and is ‘the reason Gabriel turned fucking emo.’ Some of their interactions have been caught on live stream, where Gabriel would swear and rage whenever his uncle ‘goes on a rant’.

Socials

TikTok

TikTok (formerly musical.ly) is a platform used to post short form content, or go live from your phone. It is also the platform that Nova had made himself known on, and made the attention he got possible for on this platform. In April 2024 he has had his account hacked. He is currently using his alt account and does not believe he will get his main account back.

Kick

They certainly will.

Kick (or Kick.com) is a livestreaming service founded in 2022 as a direct competition with Twitch, and with its attention grabbing 5% charge on revenue. This is also the platform that Gabriel streams himself on, whether it be games or just himself. On the morning of June 2, 2024, Members of The Nova Files hacked into Gabriel's kick account and began streaming content from XVIDEOS, an adult content sharing platform. The account was also sharing various other content that was against Kick's ToS. Consequently, the account was swiftly banned from kick. Gabriel was later unbanned, and the account was given back to Gabriel, he made a comeback stream called “Im back, gonna have to update the wiki h3xed ;)”

Instagram Deleted as of July 10, 2024.

The first post on Nova's Instagram account.

Instagram is a photo and video sharing social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. It is stated that Gabriel had a manager to take care of the account until July 2024. It is worth noting that the profile picture appeared to be made by A.I.

Gabriel deleted his Instagram account on July 10, 2024.

Discord

Gabriel has a discord account and has created (and recreated) a server called “Novine Universe”

Misc accounts

Minecraft

Gabriel has a minecraft account, and regularly plays on hypixel as well as other servers.

Steam

Gabriel also has a steam account where he plays Tekken 8, WWE 2K24, Stardew valley, and most recently, Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions live. The steam account also owns 52 games as of writing this (September 15th, 2024).

Gallery

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  A young Gabriel Gage.

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  Where has the time gone?

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  he really likes his stuffed animals, huh?

See also

• Tiktok hacking
• Ageplay kink
• Mental Health
• Gabriel and...

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